Excuse me may I offer you this TV-set
I put it on a year ago and it hasn't broken yet
Or maybe you'd prefer a t-shirt with a smile
It's been here a while but it's not out of style
Our cutlery department has newly been restored
We do it every year so you won't get bored
We try to please our customers the best way we can
Rich or poor we will be at hand
Every woman every man
Welcome to our shopping land

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

The girls at the counters can always lend a hand
To the ladies and the women and the boys and the men
We hope you like our music
We pick it out for you in corporation with the Sony-crew
We try to please our customers the best way we can
Rich or poor we will be at hand
Every woman every man
Welcome to our shopping land

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

We hope that you found pleasure in picking out your choice
And if you like to hand it back we will nort make a noise
Gee I must be going you know I can't be late
See you tomorrow when we open up at eight

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease
We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease